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 Trolling for a Troll 2009-07-10 Recently to entertain myself I have been trying to get a troll over at HikanNinja to do an interview with me. The post was about a local guy who is pushing for celebrity status for himself. He promotes local festivals and whatnot and is pushing his own music career. Honestly it seems like mountain man is jealous of the mediocre celebrity this guy has managed to draw to himself, but the way he went about attacking him was so juvenile that I thought it would be a fun playdate. You can see the entirety of his posts here. So I tried directly looking at the quality of his comments and asking him to clarify each one. He barely could manage a coherent statement, then he challenged me and the subject of the initial interview to a two on one fight. I pointed out that this was a one way trip to deportation in Japan, but since it was obviously never going to happen he was unfazed. What I really wanted was for my challenge to a sit down interview to embolden him to actually meet me. I had two hopeful outcomes. 1) Get him to actually try and explain himself in a way that didn't include the word 'dick' and basically embarrass him when he was unable to do so since all I would have to do is stay calm and stay on topic or 2) get him to hit me and have one of my cohorts call the police. Getting a deportation on film would be really interesting. There is actually a set of comments removed at the bottom since he wasn't going for the interview where he challenges myself, the interviewee and the interviewer to a 3 on 1 fight. We went and found his personal details and myspace page etc, he's a pretty big dude, which explains a lot of his bravado, but unless he is some kind of ninja there is no way he could take on three people at the same time and hope to win. At that point I was tempted to arrange the fight and 1) get him to hit me and call the police or 2) arrange it at my judo club and make it fair. This was because I was feeling a lot of stress personally and wanted to take it out on someone, I quickly realized that as mouthy as this guy was on the internet, I doubt he would show up for an actual event. Certainly he could have attained his original goal of fighting me if he agreed to the interview because at least then we would be at the same place at the same time. Since I deleted his last comment without a reaction I expect him to go away, but if he should come back we're going to take all the embarrassing stuff we found on him on the internet and do a profile. search tags:internet troll hikanninja add comment to post #249 
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