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			<title>Inventing phrases</title>
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					<description>Next time someone seems a little too knowledgeable about Japan hit them with this:
&quot;If you did / said that in Japan you'd have to commit sudoku.&quot;And watch the fireworks.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 05:30:20 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>A good disguise</title>
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					<description>Super heroes have a long history of hiding their identity, usually will pretty full face masks. The other day I ran across this image of a retired comic &quot;The Fighting Yank&quot;.

I am wondering why a darkening around the characters eyes is supposed to hide his identity when the complete rest of his face is clearly visible. 
I suppose the hat might make more of a shadow but at the end of the day picking this guy out of a line up would be a piece of cake, especially with the tight white s...</description>
					<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:29:52 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Xperia</title>
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					<description>Last week I started using the new xperia (x10 elsewhere) in another misguided attempt to increase my productivity utilizimg my now increasing train time.
There is a steep learning curve , especially having the accompanying instruction book in Japanese. After this first week I seem to have a handle on the things I want to do but ran into one issue that has bothered me about computers  for a very long time.
There seems to be this strange philosophy that pretty much every service with a new devic...</description>
					<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 20:52:09 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Really</title>
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					<description>Today while looking through random internet I found a post that said &quot;Fast Forward to 0:28 for...&quot; the bit they were talking about. 
Please think about that for a moment. Please fast forward to the 30 second mark because obviously in this day and age this is an inordinate amount of time to wait for content.
I have been reading about attention spans of teenagers, which is actually fine, until there is a computer around.
I'm old....</description>
					<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 20:49:08 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>How you say in English</title>
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					<description>I am an avid reader, although in recent years I have had to shift my intake from novel form to snippets of internet garbage. Reading a novel now holds a particular sense of pleasure for me, but also has made it so that I pay particular attention to the elements of the text.
I have had a realization, a point that has been emphasized by the fact that I have lived among non-native English speakers for a very long time. People who have learned English do not (read: never) use the phrase “How you sa...</description>
					<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:16:14 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>This is how I talk socially</title>
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					<description>LOOSEWORLD x Waverly Films: Reggie Watts in F_CK SH_T STACK from LOOSEWORLD on Vimeo....</description>
					<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:30:13 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>How not to demonstrate something</title>
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					<description>“Okay, let’s say you’re in a bar and a guy tries to pick a fight with you. What do you do?”
“I try to talk him out of it.”
“I offer to buy the guy a beer. You can assume he’s been drinking and more alcohol is a very appealing offer to a drunk person. You can just say ‘We can fight, you might win, I might win, but one of us gets hurt. Or you can have a free beer.’”
“So you diffuse the situation. I…”
“I’m not done yet. Then you slip a roofie in that beer and when he gets a little out of it you...</description>
					<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:43:08 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Babies</title>
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					<description>I have been accused on several different occasions of “not liking babies”. I believe there has been some misinterpretation of my personal preferences in total. You see, in reality, I don’t like people who scream a lot. Should any individual enter my dwelling and proceed to make loud noises of any sort for a prolonged period I would gently ask them to leave, then proceed to throttle them.
Upon hearing this people often then resort to the argument “But babies can’t help it.” I do understand that ...</description>
					<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:13:41 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Sneezing & Necrophilia</title>
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My naturally scientific mind leads me to the interesting questions that often make up the content of award winning shows such as Mythbusters. The only problem is that if I tested my theories people would die or end up in jail.

Case in point: Can F1 drivers sneeze. At first this was a question of someone wearing a helmet while travelling at speeds of approximately 300 km / hr. If you are going to talk about it, you might as well talk about it at the top speed. Should someone driving a car at...</description>
					<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:40:38 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>The chart of knowledge</title>
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					<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:07:30 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Dances with Smurfs</title>
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					<description>I went to see Avatar, my first film in 3-D. My expectations were so low it was a lot of fun. Obviously I knew the story since I knew about the whole lifting the story from Dances with Wolves thing. One of my friends asked me what Dances with Wolves was about and I said:
'Its about a cowboy who fucks an Indian chick.'
This apparently wasn't the kind of summary they were looking for.
My summary of Avatar:
'Its about a space cowboy who fucks and alien chick.'...</description>
					<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:45:49 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Link Dump</title>
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					<description>At;T, Apple, Google all I want is my text messaging for free.
Smoking can be cool
Teamwork
Reading Rainbow theme song
Actually fairly impressive 
I had a Hail Vectron...</description>
					<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:54:02 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Sharing</title>
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					<description>Every single person that works in my company is supposed to have a degree of some sort from some institution of higher learning as a prerequisite to getting a position of employment here. That should indicate that the people I work with are the results of the respective culmination of their countries highest achievements in academic ability.
That is why on a regular basis at my office I am shocked and disturbed at the ineptitude of my co-workers when it comes to the most basic human interaction...</description>
					<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:30:35 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Super Powers</title>
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					<description>Last night Matt came over and I had a short discussion with him about super heroes. I had recently completed the Wolverine game and honestly learned a lot about the character. I didn't know the claws were actually bones which had then been covered in adamantium.
My question, then, was why weren't Wolverines teeth also covered in adamantium? Why doesn't  he have a permanent grill? I know teeth aren't bones per se, but it would seem logical if the coating is going over all his bones it would incl...</description>
					<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:09:43 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Better searching</title>
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					<description>I noticed someone searching for American Ninja 4 and when I tested the results myself I got nothing. that is because the php search function is not particularily robust or easy to implement without a massive amount of code. 
Rather than write that code (or copy it from somewhere else) I have decided to add simple search tags at the end of each post which should assist in yielding better results. There are currently 250+ entries, I probably won't do them all but it will still take some time. Goo...</description>
					<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:40:47 -0400</pubDate>
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